Are you hiring?

So...I'm checking prescriptions when I notice (out of my peripheral vision) one of my Assistants directing this guy to my consultation window. The second he gets there he starts waving his arms at me and this is how it goes:

IDIOT: "Excuse me" "Hello!?" "Excuse me" "Ma'am?" "Hello!"

ME: "I'll be with you in a moment."

IDIOT: ...shifting from one foot to the next... Then begins waving his arms at me again..."Hello" "Excuse me!"

ME: "I said I'll be with you in a moment" ...now I'm pissed...I hate to be yelled at or interrupted like this...

IDIOT: ...does the unthinkable...KNOCKS ON THE COUNTER and then gives me the "come here finger"....

ME: ...beside myself I round the counter..."What can I help you with?"

IDIOT: "Are you hiring?"

ME: ...in disbelief..."Excuse me?"

IDIOT: "Are you looking for a technician?"

ME: "No"

IDIOT: "So, you're not hiring?"

ME: "No"

IDIOT: "You don't need any technicians?"

ME: "No" ...and then I walk away....

Are you kidding me with that?