Saturday, August 1, 2009

Was that your nipple?

I know it's been hot. Everyone is sweaty and looking for a way to stay cool. Shorts, tank tops, bathing suits...I've seen it all...until Friday....

To the lady who came in wearing a "shortie" blue tye-dyed shortie shirt...thank you for the "peek-boo". Could you please make sure your shirt is longer than your tits next time...or perhaps wear a bra? I thought you had a mole on your belly...good thing I didn't ask if you needed counseling on that...